Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisedom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they really pissed me off.

And also, help me to be more careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.