~~~ To the tune of The Patty Duke Show ~~~
They are Taelons,
identical Taelons all the way
One has embraced the void,
and the other one's here to stay
Da'an has such
a friendly face,
He's here to save
the human race
But Ma'el was
a kind soul too,
He loved humans
both me and you
That's the way it is
They are Taelons,
identical Taelons all the way
One has embraced the void,
and the other one's here to stay
Ma'el appeared
in Season One,
Back when the show
was good and fun
Now Da'an must suffer
Season Two,
Less screen-time with
changes new
Thanks to Jonas and Paul
They are Taelons,
identical Taelons all the way
One has embraced the void,
and the other one's here to stay
Da'an was friends
with William Boone,
But now he's stuck
with Liam the goon
Yet Ma'el would
say keep the hope,
They'll fire Leeshock;
what a dope!
That's the way it'll be
They are Taelons,
identical Taelons all the way
One has embraced the void,
and the other one's here to stay
Eugene has said
Da'an lives on,
He stays alive and
will not be gone
And Ma'el might
be back someday,
He'll wisely take
Zo'or's power away
What an episode!
They are Taelons,
identical Taelons all the way
One has embraced the void,
and the other one's here to stay
They walk alike,
They talk alike,
They speak Euonea alike,
That's the way they are!
They are Taelons,
intellectuals with a common mind,
They are Taelons,
Two of a kind!